As a little opener, I want to talk about Sarah J - a gu... I mean, gal I know. A very strange person indeed. Sarah spends her typical afternoon drawing turkeys and looking for coins in the gutter, even though she's only ever found 3. She worships the flying spaggeti monster and she recruits new members only whilst wearing a pirate's costume. When you talk to her, you are constantly plagued by the thought: "Could she be related to Sarah Pailin?"
She has a weird kind of tourettes, that makes her call out the word "Pause" when you talk to her. So for I have not found a way around this, though I here that they are working on something in Japan though :|
Anyway, if you see her then run, cause she will chase after you, yelling out the names of politicians that she thinks you look like.
Sarah has a fetish for Need for Speed and Soccer!
I have dedicated this post to thrash her because I warned her that I would do it, but she kept bothering me. SO HA!
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